What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:31

You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
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Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What makes a woman attractive?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What are some good inspirational movies?
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…